National Politeness Standard Act

Canada is globally known for its politeness, but recent observations suggest that even this national treasure may need maintenance. People still say “sorry,” of course — but sometimes not with the proper level of emotional commitment. In rare cases, individuals have even been spotted not holding the door long enough. This is a situation that demands careful, respectful action.

The National Politeness Standard Act proposes clear guidelines for maintaining Canada’s reputation as the friendliest country on Earth. Suggested measures include minimum apology requirements per day, standardized door-holding durations, and advanced “thank you” variations for different levels of kindness. Because not all gratitude is created equal.

Supporters believe this initiative will strengthen social harmony and preserve a key part of national identity. Critics argue that politeness cannot be regulated, but organizers politely disagree. After all, if there’s one thing Canadians can agree on, it’s agreeing — politely.